I’ve had passing fantasies of plastic surgery, but I’d have to be STUPID RICH to ever get it, because there’s always going to be something I’d want more, even if I had the money. But I think my takeaway lesson from this is “never get surgery to look like a specific person.” Or at least if you do, NEVER TELL PEOPLE. It…

I have a lot of criticisms of Melania, but how she looks isn’t one of them. It’s really not her job to be pretty (despite what Donald tells her), but she is pretty and she always looks great. However, I’ll never understand anyone who gets plastic surgery to look like a specific person. I just don’t get it. It just…

I know the intent of this is that it will result in a more realistic and diverse set of images in magazines and advertising, but I don’t think it will. I think it will just result in and even more unrealistic and extreme set of expectations for the women and girls who appear in these images. It won’t be enough to…

World Book Day director Kirsten Grant has responded to the brewing controversy by calling celebrity authors a “catalyst to encouraging a non-reader to pick up a book and start a nationwide conversation about reading.”

Sweet lord, that is amazing. Alison Brie is in strong contention for winning this whole damn thing.

There’s no shortage. Get your flu shot.

Everybody dies. Not everybody makes a crap movie that makes them looks stupid for doing it.

As did Beatrix Potter. Though her rabbits did have families, she didn’t cram endless bawdy innuendo about their sex lives into her stories. She wasn’t writing Zootopia.

I feel this way about Fantastic Mr Fox (he’s an asshole), but I’m still on Peter Rabbit’s side. He’s just kind of an idiot from an idiot family of, well, rabbits. Sure, they all have their clever moments and their streaks of curiosity, but essentially they are motivated by food and sleep.

Ugh. Another of my daughter’s favourite books is about to be ruined.

No, we do it in Canada too, don’t we? Any Canadian sport-goers who can confirm?

YOU get extra stars just for your name. OMG!

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. IS. GOING. ON?!

What’s going on with the mom, though? I know things have changed in family courts, but not that much. Dads often still have to fight pretty hard to get custody away from the mom in the first place, unless there’s good reason to believe she’s unfit. So did he fight for these kids and then torture them? That’s messed…

I’ll tell you why. Because no amount of alcohol ever seems to make those British comedians drunk, thus defeating the entire point of the show. My theory? Britain is just ALWAYS drunk. There’s no difference.

Um, having a single income family is NOT the same as having a single parent family. Why does this even need to be said?

Me too, halfdonut. Me too. :(

Honestly, you all didn’t go right to IMDb to see what she was doing around 1988? No? Just me?

I don’t know if Ms. Polley was in “Munchausen”. But Uma Thurman Definitely was.