“France the country that gave us the baguette.”

RIGHT? I mean, best case scenario is that you get everything to work, you’ve manoeuvred the height/weight distribution gymnastics, you don’t have water streaming into your nose threatening to drown you while standing up, and then what? You spend the whole time TERRIFIED that one false move and you’re both dead. OR…

I’ve NEVER understood how ANYONE is the right height/weight ratio for shower sex. I mean, at least not penetrative sex. I’ve never fully cracked that code.

It’s not that I avoid eating b/c I don’t want to be gross. It’s just that getting all worked up and horny and shit makes me less hungry. Conversely, if I’ve just eaten a lot of food I’m less likely to get all worked up and horny at all. Ergo, no food and sex together.

Oh please. His excuse is going to be even more stupid than that. “I didn’t see her.” “It may look like I pushed her on the tape, but really she pushed me.” “I didn’t realize she was so close to the road.” “She must have just fallen.” “That hi-res CCTV footage could be of anyone!” Or, if he’s American, “I’M THE REAL…

I just read through this anti-Kristen Wiig thread and I honestly don’t know where I am anymore.

I just read through this anti-Kristen Wiig thread and I honestly don’t know where I am anymore.

I’m sorry you’ve been wrong all these years, pal.

If I needed any more proof that I am out of touch with the world, it is this post. I have literally never heard of this song, heard about it, or heard any part of it before this post. And it has over 3 billion views on YouTube. And I’ve already forgotten completely what it sounds like. Was it that Santana and Rob…

Sounds like you don’t really understand the outrage. At all.

I assumed that you WERE allowed to make movies about living public figures without their approval or else, you know, how would any movies ever get made about anybody ever, especially if they were famous for doing something awful?

My family is from the Acadian (French) part of Southern Nova Scotia, which I believe boasts the most centenarians per capita in the world (I read that somewhere). So more of my relatives (the female ones at least, not the males) have lived to be over 100 than haven’t. My grandmother celebrated her 103rd birthday with…

I was scrolling through the list, thinking about all the entries I disagreed with, wondering how the hell Phil Collins managed to escape the list altogether, and then I came to this:

Yeah, jerks on the internet can be dismissive of nurses because I guess they’ve never gotten sick. Ever. Nor have they ever known anyone who has gotten sick. Ever. What a magical world they live in.

“Compound the problem”? No. Helllllll no. What compounds the problem is when people bend over backwards to vehemently defend celebrities against any speculation that they have addictions, eating disorders, and plastic surgery when it is abundantly clear that it’s a legitimate possibility. It makes it seem like these…

Oh man, Curse of Millhaven, I wish I could just whisk us off to a private room in this thread where all the bitchy people aren’t. I believe that is called “not the internet” though.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Haha it’s a deal!

Yeah, I don’t think she was calling you fat. Relax.

But it IS rare to have such extreme weight loss caused ONLY by the hiatal hernia.