Respectfully, I disagree.

If by “cats” you mean “my kids” and by “pancakes” you mean “all food ever” you’re describing my life.

I read the interview and I have to say, the weirdest thing was that she met the AP reporter while she was at a Trump protest. I sort of figured she’d be a pro-Trump nutjob. Turns out she’s just an anti-Trump nutjob.

That’s what happened to Slytherin and we know how that turned out.

Meryl is always SO happy for anyone who wins, too.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT

HA! You caught me! I’m the real Gillian Anderson. Mwahahaha!

Maybe he was born along the border and we can just shift those right quick and VOILA! He was born on American soil.

Nothing doing. He’s the son of one of our most beloved actors. He’s Canadian movie royalty. He’s basically our Drew Barrymore. Can’t have him, sorry.

Can’t have him. He’s OUR underqualified drunk. Hands off!

Not just recent history! Only a handful of presidents (fewer than 5) EVER have had no pets. Then again, I think there’s never been a foreign-born First Lady either (except a couple of the very, very early ones who were British-born, like Abigail Addams). I don’t personally think that where the First Lady was born is a…

You don’t???

So maybe you shouldn’t care so much about how other people plan their weddings. They’re clearly not for you.

So by that logic, I’m guessing you don’t get invited to many weddings anymore, huh?

And, most obviously, Tiffany is Ann.

A MILLION TIMES THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By this logic, the role he’s been working on for the last few years is that of idiotic-but-dangerous-lunatic.

Honestly, I kind of agree. I watched her talk about it (ennnndlessly) on one of the (ennnndless) seasons of Apprentice or Celebrity Apprentice, and if nothing else, I think she definitely has been doing everything to cash in on his death. I personally think she wayyy overstated their relationship in order to seem like…

“I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions,”

Hellooo, fellow over-35-er! I worried I was the only one! (I’m also over 40, but let’s not advertise)