I don’t see any way in which this was “well intentioned.” At all. I can’t even think of an argument in which someone would attempt to claim it was.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. You know that’s not true.

Exactly. One chain I really love is Reitman’s (is it Canadian only?) because they really are a store I can shop at with multiple friends. They sell solid basics, so nothing too crazy and funky, but that’s okay because I still need to buy basics anyway. They have petite, plus size, tall, athletics, AND maternity in…

Me? Did I write this in my sleep under a different username? Even your cryptic name, “Used to Be Here,” has a wispy, sleep-walking-me ring to it. I think we’re the same person.

Yep. I saw it in a documentary of some kind, years and years ago. I remember as soon as I heard that story, I immediately made a mental retraction of every judgmental thing I’d ever said or thought about Melanie Griffith, every criticism for being stupid or crazy or an addict, and thought, “Nope. Give her a break.…

Didn’t he gave to Melanie a little coffin with a doll that looked like Tippi?

Hell House at least has its humourous moments, like the “gay club expert” who LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT to practice the “gays going to a club and then to hell” scene. But this abomination...jesus fucking christ

Please be kidding. Please be kidding please be kidding pleasebekidding

Cartman, you wanna take this one?

yes you can

Ross Perot was polling at 25% at one point in his 1992 campaign, and that asshole George Wallace actually did manage to get 46 electoral votes (and nearly 14% of the popular vote) in 1968. And let’s not even talk about Ralph Nader.

Let’s get internet married.

Here’s a fun fact about Phil Collins: he saw Princess Diana cheat on Prince Charles. 

I know, right? According to Trump’s logic, I also had a late-term abortion. My daughter is in second grade now. She seems fine.

DON’T BACK DOWN! I remember Beachcombers as a comedy. Your point stands!

Your grandfather probably gets it from the fact that Superman was played by George Reeves on TV.

Hmmm....law school age is typically mid-twenties, right? Around the same time the symptoms of schizophrenia often present themselves. Maybe....?

Whatever. Phil Collins has always been a shithead. Always. Maybe Sir Paul was rude to him because he hated him.

I can’t remember the last time one of my comments garnered so many replies so quickly. I need to reconsider everything I thought I knew about what people care about. Apparently it’s socialites and butt paste?

Boudreaux’s Butt Paste is the best on the market. No shit.