Sorry, I’m sure I’m very amused/upset/outraged/vindicated by this story...okay, I’ll be honest. I didn’t read anything past the word “Higginbotham.” Whenever ANY story ANYwhere has someone named “Higginbotham” I am done for. It’s just too fun a name. I can’t handle any new information after Higginbotham. It’s the…

Lana Del Rey? That you? Girrrrrrl...

Exactly. If Tim Kaine personally chooses to never have an abortion, that’s up to him. A lot of guys end up never personally having an abortion. Most, in fact.

No. The answer is no. The answer is always no. It was no in the 90s and it’s no now.

*North American, not American.

Tell me more about your gin cookies! Oh, I read that wrong...dammit.

Jesus can we start a Kickstarter campaign for that one Asian woman who had to stand there and listen to this? I’m not saying she needs money, I just, I don’t know, want to compensate her for the pain and suffering of being in the same room with this asshole of a woman (singing the worst song RIGHT IN HER FACE and…

Oh you deserve a gif parade just for that!

It’s called “nude illusion.” Any good drag queen aspires to have it in her repertoire.

Maybe it’s just me, but I kind of love her vanity. It’s such a part of her total diva package I couldn’t imagine her without it. Nor would I want to.

“She’s so pretty and has such a nice figure.”

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Fine. But what if your worst nightmare was a giant spider in your shoe because you saw it in a movie once and the character fucking died and it was scary as hell, y’all, and you think to yourself, “In real life, I’m highly unlikely to step into a shoe with a spider in it.” But then what if you found out that some…

Your phrasing is confusing me so I can’t tell if I agree with you or not. This is of immediate and pressing concern to me.

You think it’s actually Jennifer Tomato-and-Mayo who is tweeting about sandwiches? You may be on to something...

Let’s just all picture our sandwich vagina spirit guides! I’ll go next:

I’m less weirded out that she’s spent time picturing Taylor Swift’s vagina (I mean, who hasn’t? I like to think it sparkles somehow, and that maybe you can hear the ocean), and more weirded out that she’s clearly been visualizing her daughters’ vaginas! WTF MOM?!? Stop being so gross!

Yeah, I don’t get what we’re supposed to take away from these sorts of police actions (it’s not the first time police officers have gotten pissy about doing their job—or the job they were being paid to do—because they were offended by the existence of BLM supporters, and I’m sure it won’t be the last).

Honestly, doesn’t your original point stand? Hired security guards are still doing a job, they were still at work. It’s bullshit to just walk off because you got your feelings hurt by people supporting civil rights.

AN ATHEIST AMEN TO THIS!