Oh yeah I know. It just surprised me with her because: (a) she had just made a statement about her definitely not trying to get pregnant anytime soon so it seemed strange to me that she would automatically take a pregnancy test when she couldn’t have been that late; and (b) that she would make a public announcement…

I think you’re missing the point though. When you get an abortion, they estimate the gestation period based on the actual size of the embryo. But when your doctor first dates your pregnancy it is based almost entirely on when your last period was, which is how pregnancy is typically described in nearly every context…

I don’t understand the 9/11 truthers. It was only 15 years ago. Anyone over the age of 19 SHOULD CLEARLY REMEMBER IT. We all saw it happen. It was on a 24-hour news loop for days. Weeks. Months. Years. Millions of people in New York were there. Right fucking there. What is it he doesn’t believe?

Stephen Merchant is looking good.

Okayyyy but this is primarily an entertainment site, so you could say that about 90% of what’s published on here.

And THAT’S the guy who lists his occupation as “Erectile Dysfunction Expert” which I am 100% sure means he’s impotent and unemployed.

Wait, the guy who described himself as a “hipster” listed that as his occupation!?! HOW IS ‘HIPSTER’ A JOB?

Bien sûr!

I know. She looked 86.

Funny how so many people are so quick to jump down your throat and tell you how wrong you must be about the McLobster because reasons. Yet you and I seem to be the only people on here who: (A) have actually eaten a McDonald’s McLobster before; and (B) are from places WHERE LOBSTER COMES FROM. Yet when we both say,…

No, but didn’t you hear from Colleen that non-hipsters are garbage people who like garbage things, like Walmart and strip malls and Budweiser, which are clearly all garbage. That’s why hipsters are so much better than the rest of us and only live in the best cities and any city that doesn’t have hipsters is a garbage…

Receipts?

So so so true.

Now I’m not so sure. I mean, a talking snake I can get behind. Not as the literal truth of course, but as a literary device (like in Harry Potter). Naked gardening though? NEVER!

“It was covered with dirt and straw.”

I know. I just can’t think of another summer activity where I wear MORE clothing than when I’m gardening. Now that I think about it, that’s probably the biggest flaw with the Garden of Eden story. They couldn’t have stayed naked forever, not if they were going to have to start dealing with thorn bushes and mosquito…

You’re right. We do not mention Bieber.

Thank-you, yes! That’s what I came here to say too.

Apparently World Naked Gardening Day is also taking off here, which is nutso crazy because SO MANY REASONS. First, it’s not that warm in Nova Scotia at the beginning of gardening season, then it gets way too hot and we all get sunburns. Second, what kind of gardening doesn’t involve weeding, digging, kneeling in mud…

Naked baby Voldy was also Kings Cross Station. Everything important involving trains happened at Kings Cross Station. What the hell happened at whatsit-station-that-i’ve-never-heard-of? I’ve read all the books more than 20 times and I honestly haven’t got a clue. If it’s that waitress scene, that’s stupid and I…