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I’m not sure if it’s particularly vegan-friendly or not, but there are certainly plenty of vegans here, given the smallish population of the city (only about 400,000, I think?). Where there are art colleges and naked bike rides, there are vegans.

I blame Storm. (not the X-Man, the Tim Minchin party guest)

I’m not familiar with this band, because of course I’m not, so this photo is my only reference for what these two look like, and...uh, they look like they could be brothers. It’s kind of freaking me out. It’s not that they’re not attractive (in their way), or that the woman is fairly androgynous (that’s totally hot),

WINNER! WINNER!

Hi Halifax! Are you a Nova Scotia Halifax vegan, or an England Halifax vegan? If it’s the former, I maybe know you?

I feel like “Why would you do this?” “The internet” is a conversation I’m going to have with my own daughter over and over again in my lifetime. She’s six now, but...the internet.

Excellent point! You think a guy who gives so few fucks about the Beyhive that he read a book while at her concert is going to worry what her fans say about him on Twitter? They could have said it to his face, he was right there at her concert, reading his fucking book thank-you very much. This is a man who has his

Ugh, Phyllis. She’s the one who keeps pushing those Phillipa Gregory novels on us because “we should all be more interested in history.” It’s like, we know you just like the heaving bosoms, Phyllis. Admit it already!

I don’t want to make assumptions, but Styles99, are you male, by any chance? I just think a lot of women (myself included) would have completely understood Bawitabah’s point about the camera lens because it’s not that different from the “give us a smile” street harassment creepery we have to deal with all the fucking

Beth, can I follow you around and have you tell me interesting things? <3

YES! THIS! I had one put in before I’d had any kids (but had it taken out later) and HOLY HELL IT HURT SO VERY VERY MUCH! My doctor also had to manually dilate my cervix by inserting increasingly large scapulas and HOLY SHIT IT HURT SO VERY VERY MUCH! This may be different for different women but it is not to be

“When Prince tells you to dance, you fucking dance.”

YOU WIN ALL THE STARS!!

Wait, what? Gaslight isn’t a Hitchcock movie.

It sounds like you’ll make a wonderful, thoughtful, caring nurse. I hope the government doesn’t wear you down with its bureaucratic bullshit.

Robert DeNiro is just so confusing though. It’s like, he’s proven that he is for sure an amazing actor. We know this to be true because we’ve seen the evidence. But then he also does things like the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie. So what the hell, DeNiro? This is particularly confusing because he’s a grown-ass man (a

YES! THIS! People are SO desperate to avoid autism at (literally) all costs that they’re willing to risk polio and small pox? And why? Because they heard a rumour that maybe vaccines are the answer? It’s like trying a food modification therapy (lots of kids respond well to dietary changes) by just never giving your

Everything is chemicals. Literally everything. Like, everything everything. That’s what things are. They’re chemicals. It’s like saying you support math, as long as there are no numbers or symbols in it.

Put Benedict Cumberbatch’s face on that and you’re in business, my friend! In fact, I refuse to believe that doesn’t already exist. (Chocolate bunny lady? You out there?) I don’t want to live in a world where one can’t buy a Benedick Cumbersnatch sex toy whenever one wants.