That explains so little!

...what with its endless depictions of rape, murder, and pussy flashing...

Why was this happening? Gillian’s clothes and fresh face say “the nineties” but Megan Fox’s existence says “a very specific time in the mid aughts”...how?

Don’t remember Playing By Heart? That’s it, I’m taking my anger ball and going home!

You don’t think they’ve been trying to breed them? That’s literally all you hear about when people talk about pandas. The pandas are famously having NONE of it.

I refuse to believe that Aaron Carter didn’t ALREADY receive death threats before this whole Trump thing. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying he seems like the kind of idiot who regularly annoys other idiots.

BRAVO.

Agreed. “Bill Clinton and his problem” could mean many things. I’m assuming he’s talking about the famous “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” and “it depends what your definition of ‘is’ is”. But still not a great point.

Just to clarify, that “Bill Clinton” comment was NOT made by Ghomeshi’s defense attorney. The attorney quoted in the National Post was just another Toronto defense lawyer giving a legal opinion. He’s the one who made the Clinton comparison.

I don’t know about “super cool to hate Coldplay right now”...right now?? They’ve never been cool. They’re an adult-contempo band who has had tremendous success releasing the same song over and over again. I mean, good for them, but they’ve never been cool. It’s like saying, “Remember when Phil Collins was cool?” NO!…

Was this page 2 of 3? Because I feel like I missed something....

THIS! This is literally the only DeBarge song I remember. Also, was this article about DeBarge somehow? I’m still not entirely sure what I just read.

I think it’s this guy:

Late 30's? LATE 30's MY FOOT! They all look about 50. Also, are they the original members? Because if so, were they ten when they started?

Well actually one of the first things Trudeau did in office was to start an official investigation into missing and exploited aboriginal women, so....

Well, if by grandstanding you mean that he greeted them each by name and gave them all winter coats, then yeah....uh...I guess...?

Yeah, but it’s not *that* hard. Come! Come!

What have you heard about our average temperatures, and where are you from that they’re a deal-breaker? I’m wondering if you’ve perhaps been misinformed. We have cold weather in the winter, but most of Canada is not any colder than Maine or Michigan really.

James Corden is the only one I for sure recognized...and he is awesome. Shame that he found himself caught in hell. Who are the other two? I wanna say John Mayer?

That is possibly the most obnoxious thing I’ve read all week...and I’ve been reading COMMENTS SECTIONS, bastions of obnoxiousness the world over.