Living Colour. Good band.

I do agree that these criticisms are unproductive, but I think a lot of that is vagueness. I do think someone could offer her constructive criticism. If she’s even half as awesome as the progressive movement wants her to be, she should be open to that.

“They say a wall is medieval—well, so is a wheel,” Pres. Trump says at meeting near southern border. “A wheel is older than a wall.”

And that’s how you keep your crime rate so low, ladies and gentlemen! 

Yes - it’s unfortunate too, because that attitude stems from a political minority that exercises outsized influence. I imagine there’s also a degree of cultural reticence involved, as Japanese culture tends to shy away from more blunt or confrontational approaches to things that those in the west are accustomed to.

I’m of the belief that Paulie sold them all out, which is why he’s the only one left.

The ’80s-set tale follows Marcus Arguello (Benjamin Wadsworth), a street kid with a reputation for violence, as he gets recruited by the dean (Doctor Strange’s Benedict Wong) to attend Kings Dominion . . .

Tony was shot by Han Solo.

Help. My girlfriend’s pussy is too wet. I bought a gallon of this lube for no reason now. Is there anyway I can get my girlfriend’s pussy as dry as the Sahara because I like the feeling of fucking sandpaper. 

FINALLY a good take on Splinter

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

Because you're looking at him. He's walking to the right.

I can’t wait for the new George R.R. Martin nov- Oh, sorry it says 2019, not 2029, my mistake.

He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

Geezus this guy is a fucking toolbox. 

Yeah, sure.

As with everything else in the Trump administration, it’s Schrodinger’s Cat.

She certainly won’t have the Dismayed College Sophomore vote.

I feel like Ohio State posts should refer to everything else as “the”.