Rick is clearly the overarching villain.

I’m guessing he’s not really under serious consideration, mostly because (a) he’s never been on Fox so the president has no idea who he is, and (b) he’s not the worst possible choice for the position.

I don’t know he weirdly always reminds me of Kermit the frog.

Let’s not forget that Cohen also completely flipped out over security trying to take his umbrella.

Seriously tho, fuck March.

I think that girl should just give me a call.  I’m great at not quite giving orgasms.

You seem to have very little actual understanding of how America fights wars and what our rules of engagement are. Notwithstanding all you’ve heard about civilians being hit in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places, it’s truly night and day from what the Russians do. Also, Strategic Command doesn’t have anything at all…

She’s too flaky for the DINO/Republican-lite crowd. But she has the force of personality of a mildly annoyed librarian, so I doubt she’s the harbinger of meaningful progressive policy ideas that the left-leaning wing of the party is looking for. And the whole DNA test thing left her looking more than a little…

Ah, the Giuliani Defense.

Step 1: “My client committed no crime.”
Step 2: “What my client did was not a crime.”
Step 3: “Who among us hasn’t committed a crime?” 

He looks like the Predator

Hit menopause. *rimshot*

You lost me at Michigan

Well, it happened. The college football playoff committee had their Notre Dame television show that they wrote the rules to make inevitable. Now it’s time to rework those rules and create at least an eight-team playoff. Let all the Power 5 conference champions in, throw a bone to whatever the highest ranked conference…

Was headed toward putting my bets in tonight, and was sold on Notre Dame keeping it close (line was 10.5 when I was looking) and I had two friends basically force me to bet on Clemson instead. Those are some good friends, the fuck was I thinking? 

im mean im pretty nihilistic but damn just enjoy this trivial shit

What the WSJ propagandists seem to be intentionally missing is that without the context of Trump’s scandals and controversies, a president visiting the troops just isn’t very newsworthy.

Open relationship or not, it kindasorta sounds like SMACK’s husband is the one who needs to get out of there.

It’s like watching a little kid undress two Barbies and rubbing them together. Also, I love that Morrigan actually puts a bra ON for her sex scene.

Or when people look up to tony montana...did we not watch the same movie cause he dies at the end?

The recurring stories of Alt-Right Tinder users bitching about “Swipe left you if voted for Trump still make me chuckle.