When asked, Michael Jordan initially had no comment, but then finally added, “Hey, homophobic bigots wear sneakers too.”

“Walt, back dat ass up” - ANCIENT WISDOM FROM THE CRADLE OF CREATION

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

But wait! Which is which?

I fucking love humans sometimes.

Naturally, the star of House Of Cards would gravitate to a franchise that has one good season for every three shitty seasons.

I was wondering why they chose Ben Folds as the music for the trailer.

or at the very least, have her metabolism + music connections + hair and makeup team

In any case, we can presume that the U.S. Department of Justice will be watching FIFA and their books very closely going forward.

I am personally furious at Goose for his egregious oversight. He clearly should have said that he doesn’t want “a bunch of Cams Newton running around.”

I don't think it should be legal, but I am morally ok with fucks like this being murdered by the state.

What indeed. We must find the answer to this mystery, to the laboratory!

He’s NOT a token character, though! Have you seen this show at all?

I buy this, though. I don’t have a problem with the lack of diversity on this show, because I feel like its entire role is lampooning the absurdity of silicon valley culture. It’s supposed to be an exaggerated version of start-up/venture politics, not an idealized version of it. They even have a whole episode about…

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

based off his facial hair, dude is guilty af

“kiss my ass pussy”, available Fall 2016 from Vivid Video.

All the stars for that. I bet they’re watching Kampen Om Tungtvattnet (The Sabeteurs) too.

Sadly, Jack Layton was so ill by then he probably never would have made it to the state dinner even if he had been elected.

You speak for my dreams...Gail and Hugh are the realness.