They would make some stellar offspring, uni-brow included.

If I had my way, I would have been born the love child of Padma Lakshmi and Tom Collichio

Did you see the season where the contestants had to serve her and Nigella, who were wearing robes and sharing a bed? I was like, whoever set this challenge up was a genius.

I love Gail.... “Oh look, another crudo”

The NRA has fought tooth, nail, and AR-15 Bushmaster against every single gun-control law put forth in the last forty years. Their efforts in that time have vastly eased access to the creation, movement, sale, and use of machines that have no purpose beyond killing humans. The strictness of local gun laws mean jack…

Fuck the NRA.

I think we should respect gay/trans people even if any or all aspects of their identity were a matter of choice. Never agreed with “born this way” as the basis on which to demand rights and respect.

Agreed. Geographical marginalization is real. I remember finding out in high school that my upper middle class suburban area had laws on the books against selling a home to people of color until the Fair Housing Act of 63. Fucking appalling. Combine that with white flight and the economic starvation of urban…

Is calling out a dumb tweet via twitter really “grabbing [your] pitchfork” though? No. Zero people are angry about any of this trifling nonsense. She got the equivalent of a collective eyeroll, which is a perfectly appropriate response to her juvenile thirst. I’m sure she’d like to think she’s being “shamed” for some…

Bear almost won an Oscar

“Son, a woman is a lot like a heiffer...”

Isn’t Cruz more dangerous if he gets the crazy vote and the Republican party?

Not until they die. Just until I die.

And now, after reading way too many quick replies about similar laws in the US, I have decided to buy a shotgun.

As if the Michael Jackson statue didn’t already out them as NAMBLA supporters.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

As a developer, thank you. These hypocrites piss me off.

Or she can be Chelsea Handler or Whitney Cummings

Fantastic! + everything