I want a biopic starring Parker Posey.

I get the sense we got to keep that character far longer than originally intended because the actress did such a great job with the part. I was impressed with how they managed to keep her in the story (in an interesting way) for so long. And, yeah, that was heartbreaking.

This reminds me of something what happened in the fantasy baseball keeper league I’m in. It’s a 5x5 roto style league, 12 owners, 3 keepers. While most keep late round picks, this one owner always kept mid round ones. We felt it was a poor strategic choice to say the least. I usually opt for young starters, as they…

Not sure why you would think my response was copied and pasted, it wasn’t, but whatever.

“even if that’s the least you could do to pay Iverson back for all he gave you”

Bryzgalov is the best

And here come the pretzels!

Yeah! And Marchman lets us have icecream too!

He’s not wrong

Darling, who has since moved to Florida

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

“With or Without You” is the more appropriate U2 song here.

im not going to pretend like i have high standards and don’t want a convertible

There ought to be a rule in place in regards to how many times in a 10 year period a team can even be eligible for the draft lottery.

If the Oilers win the draft lottery again this summer, I swear I will never, NEVER drink Tim Horton's coffee again.

Getting to the end of that first item like

Yeah, have at. They're still gross. I'm 37 weeks pregnant and just want to run in to public restrooms to pee every five minutes, but I have to go through every stall to find one some bitch didn't decide to hover over and just pee all over the seat. ;P

I know your type. Your first question is “how can I first shit on my morally inferior peers?” rather than horror at the direct attackers.

I don’t speak Spanish too well. … I think it was a Cuban person, frustrated about the politics of it, I guess. He threw two beer cans. Nobody got hit. Nobody did anything. Maybe some guys got wet. It was a Cuba thing.

You just made me realize Always Sunny represents a diverse segment of the U.S. voting public.