I don’t know how many people are going to get that but I just want to give you like, a billions points.

Oh Bears.

LOL no

It’s the first rule

Also, that’s quite the way to tell Kareem and Oscar to STFU.

Off topic.

THE JOKAH IS A WICKED PISSAH

The deli I used to frequent made Reubens with latkes.

“you wear skechers and i wear yeezys” just instantly cleared up my sinus headache. happy friday!

Yeeeesss. Hello, my people!

Word is Kelly wants Kaep to restructure for 7.08 million because that, of course, is 3/5th of 11.8 million.

Same on all three counts! I’m marrying Berlusconi because my ultimate life goal is to be a mafia wife. I know the P.C. police would have us believe not all Italians are mafiosi, but no one’s convincing me Berlusconi’s wife isn’t living that mafia wife lifestyle. Every time he left the house I’d shriek, “Run! Run to…

I’m still holding out hope for my version of Breaker Morant.

Gotta film in Canada and hope the government pays for most of it.

I thought the home plate umpire is a pussy and the second base umpire is a tit?

Very conflicted about this. I feel like there has to be a way to protect players that doesn’t amount to “Let’s just collectively pretend the rules of baseball don’t exist for this specific play.”

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

I see a 30 for 30 in his future.