It’s such a peculiar phenomenon when people feel compelled—genuinely compelled—to loudly announce their contempt for some particular cultural artifact that other people seem to be enjoying. It’s as if they don’t actually have the personal confidence to just be at peace with their preferences; they have to actively…

(Clover Hope?)

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Shhhhh, Albert, he’s a good digger!

Fireman Ed sustains himself with our scorn.

I want to like her shows. I really do. They are full of women doing all the things.

If there’s one thing about this Super Bowl to look forward to, it’s that Cam Newton and Von Miller will be on the same field.

Dammit.

They’re making a sequel!

THE HAT IS CLEARLY THE BEST.

Look, when you use a musical theater reference as a metaphor for rival groups of gays, the jokes write themselves.

Play it cool boy!

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

But what if it was Nicholas Cage?

That's it, Kevin. You're suspended from ESPN.

I don’t know if any of you are watching Shameless (Spoilers!) but I think Fiona is doing a really great job of reiterating “It is not a baby, it’s a clump of cells.”

“My password is unbreakable. It’s the name of my favorite player and his career slugging percentage.”

Pretty sure I called you “brilliant” ;)

“I’m not a Frenchie! I’m a Belgie!”