Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

I like you.

yeah this one seems to come to Jez specifically to shit on us. so obnoxious.

I’m stealing this joke.

I read that part to my husband and said, NOBODY wants to be somebody’s SALAD.

Usually~

WHAT??? Dude, if you are dating someone who makes pastry for a living, you never, ever, ever, break up with that person. I mean, can you imagine living with someone who makes you croquembouche on Tuesdays and molten chocolate cake on Fridays?? You gotta lock that shit down.

Haha thats the part that stuck out to me too. “I was having fun, then I started dating her”

Jena- jfc, that is pretentious.

Madonna wishes.

(Looks at map)(Finds Knoxville, TN)

Because the internet is mentally 16 and feels the need to rebel against things that are popular.

@adamschefter Reading this new memo about political comments while enjoying a delicious #dominospizza.

30-something? Please. Nance was 16 in 1930. If Nancy Drew were alive today, she’d be dead.

I once went to burning man! In a car!

I mean George Clooney wants to support diversity, he does! But not at the expense of his comfort. Like I said once in a diversity scholarship application. “You should pick me because I’m just hispanicky enough to make an audience feel good about the diversity they’re seeing on stage but not so hispanicky that they…

A Google Image Search for “squirrel Olympics” produces some great results:

You’d think it would be difficult to steal something from Texas A&M football and then make it more insufferable, but here we are.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.