Adrian Peterson’s kids wrote similar letters, consoling Walsh for the horrible beating his father would obviously give him.

Hey, remember when St. Louis threw a bunch of public money at the NFL to steal a team with an established fanbase back in the mid-’90s, and they were the bad guys? Karma’s a bitch, and James Busch Orthwein can finish that bag of dicks Bob Kraft gave him in ‘94. St. Louis had to settle for the Rams, and you live by the…

50% bro, 50% *dingleberry*?

I can deal with the clapping. It’s the standing up and down that is ridiculous.

You’re brilliant. I just laughed so hard.

That and the “Death to America* logo painted on the side of your van, probably? Like I get that when you read the * on the other side, it says “ * ‘s problems with terrorism” but it does seem unnecessarily confusing.

That’s for you to ask the Flames...

same except for with bong water

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

Whitlock is a walking boob.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

“It’s All Happening!”—Kirk Cameron

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

Guessing he doesn’t crush a lot, either.

Bears! Your last sentence had me spit rice cakes all over the keyboard! I hope your lab does cleanup!

Maybe you could equate sports to different 80's action movies Simmons.

Not really getting where the hate for Gervais is coming from. To me he remains a great example of the comedian who always punches up and never punches down.