Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.
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I want to like her but I can't. She will do something awesome then fuck it up.
hahahahahahaha*cries softly so roommates can’t hear*
The problem with SIL is that it was a movie about actors, the stage and playwrights. If there is one thing that will almost get you a guaranteed nominations is writing a movie about actors/Hollywood/Broadway. There is nothing more that the Academy loves than itself. Saving Private Ryan was a phenomenal movie but it…
That is the best story ever.
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Trying to find the Key and Peele slave auction skit, seems unavailable in my country...
George in 1981: “If I were really cynical I would start some medieval sword and sorcery thing, say it’s a trilogy, then keep writing it for the rest of my life.”
I bet this is the first time anyone has felt any regret after ordering and eating Dominos.
hahaha I am so in love with the fact that it’s a Winnie the Pooh reference.
Sometimes when I’m making dinner I do a little dance in the kitchen and sing Winnie’s song to myself “I am short, fat, and proud of that, it puts me in the mood for fooooood”
I guess maybe I’m outing myself as an unrefined peasant, but damn, if there’s something more delicious than a Snickers bar out there, I haven’t tasted it.
I don't have a specific birthday month but summer birthdays shit on any other time of year birthdays. You're putting way too much into being able to celebrate your birthday while you're at school. not having to celebrate your birthday at school is way better than anything your school could provide.
Fine Kinja. The last two sentences are a masterpiece.
I love this comment so much I’m gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
This thread is like an early Xmas present.
Yeah, I liked both of those. Then again, I can watch pretty much anything with Julianne Moore.
Hot buttered rum came out of my nose.
The second wife sketch was the best thing they've done in awhile.
#notalljerkbags