I know. I thought Konrad Adenauer was a good choice back in 1953 as well.

Oh Bears...

She is like the only pop star that I like now.

Dollar dollar bill y’all. (not clever at all, but the unresolved melody was killing me)

Hobo

Mime. Or that I'm in an ironic Maroon 5 cover band.

Guy who shoots birds at the airport

See, but that’s how he gets you.

So what? That’s tax money that goes to public schools. Just because you choose not to use the public schools that tax money rightfully goes to doesn’t mean that tax money follows you to a private school.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

This thread makes me angry. Hillary had the same qualifications of any starting male senator and there is no reason to believe that had she been the first one in the family to run for senator or governor that she wouldn’t have succeeded (other than the assumption that being a woman makes her less electable on her…

i emailed this to my nanny (aka grandma aka bubby), she replied to me “kindelah, if your parents vote for this buffoon, i’ll adopt you and we can get rid of them.”

Look, I’m an old-fashioned girl. All I want is a guy who’ll make me laugh, collect bottlecaps and other small shiny things to impress me, and build me a bower of twigs for a ritualized mating display. Is that so much to ask?

What a shock: the Greek guy was planning to recklessly spend money.

I love you.

More replies means the more this moves to the top. It’s a great comment.

there’s a certain je ne sais nazism about her

I think you're totally right. Noah has been doing ok with the scripted bits of the show but he flails in the interviews - even the super easy ones, asking odd and awkward questions. Anyone could tell he's not up to delivering the smart, incisive interview needed in these circumstances.

Sources indicate that Laila shows promise as an offensive lineman, but is struggling to keep her grades up for college.