I think you mean idiot people. I’ve known my share of liberal Texans, and they have all been truly lovely, passionate activists, but politicians aren’t summoned from the ether like Bloody Mary or the Candyman.

This is actually all the NCAA’s fault. If they paid the players, they could buy their own hookers.

The Student Senate voted Tuesday night 33-15 to remove the flag, with one person abstaining.

Yes! Graham Linehan, not just awesome for writing Black Books!

Same thing that’s happened to Elizabeth Berkley, you barely work again because you’ve achieved absolute perfection and Hollywood is too intimidated.

Only if they’re made by a Time Warner subsidiary!

Just saying that “Hello Giggles” is the most Zooey Deschanel thing I’ve heard in my life.

president of the North Pole Chamber of Commerce

Eh, I bet I could bring twice the mediocrity at half the price.

I recommend lesbianism.

Mmmm... tbh I’m all about the arms in that picture.

7th grade me had a BF who listened to P.O.D.

I want to share this on Facebook and unfriend everyone that says anything bad about it. The Bautista Bat Flip is way better than any political litmus test. If you hate this, I probably hate you.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Happy Christmas was great. Lena Dunham was really endearing in it. *hides underneath bed*

a certain type of dude = the Guy who loses his shit when you say you don’t like Classic Rock

Other equally awful films : Pretty Woman and The Notebook

Your boyfriend is not a hockey player, I take?

You would think that a guy who lost so much of his own money and so much public money would care a lot more about keeping his job then spewing stupid political thoughts. Espn clearly isn’t afraid to cut ties with on air talent.

Oh this is awesome!