god poptimism is boring

I can’t wait to go to a party at the Playboy Lean-to.

DAMMIT

1993 Campbell Conference Finals, game 7. Fuckin’ Gretzky.

I think your quarrel is with the rule and not the replay. The replay just improves the umpire’s ability to enforce the rule. If the league wants to change the rule, fine, but I bet most people prefer a bright-line test: if you come off the bag and you are tagged out, then you are out. The alternative — some kind of…

-urns?

I think, when it comes to MJ, a lot of it was not just the music itself, but he was a PIONEER when it came to music videos. Those were a new thing when he was doing them and his were and are iconic. Music videos were a huge pop culture phenomenon before they became the norm and he was definitely the king of music…

Hmmm...that is the question. Where is the line?

I thought he just took it from Marty McFly

That cover - well, reimagining, really - was the best thing to come out of a terrible, inexplicably overrated movie, but the original is of course the ultimate. It’s SO GOOD.

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

So let’s see, in Burke’s article I guessed... 0/4. Tune in next week, when Burke asks for our Super Bowl predictions and I pick Jags/Lions!

Been very underwhelmed with Simmons’ new podcast. Approximate breakdown of each episode thus far:

This is the dumbest rule in sports.

Devonta Freeman: (grabs ball thrown at him before it hits ground)

Weren’t there mostly crackers on the Titanic?

You my friend are killing it this week.

Wow, even government has a Peter King to carry the NFL’s water.

Is the other one this film?

such a nice boy....