This Jam recipe comes from Nostradamus himself:

When Stoudamire tried to bring weed through the airport wasn’t it wrapped in tinfoil or somesuch?

Sheldon Souray scored 64 points one year. That’s an excellent total for a defenseman and is actually an NHL record for guys named Sheldon.

So on the plus side for prospective free agents looking to sign in Florida, no state income tax. On the down side, all of this mess.

Jezebel taking over Kotaku would look like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

I’m going to have very strong opinions on how wrong each of them did it.

I like to think I’m my own person.

Ok, enjoy your weekend everybody! Bears out!

I feel like the Ramen noodles angle needed to be examined more.

Well, it explains her performance in Lucy.

What? Lots of cigar stores have wooden statues out front.

I love the sport, the balls are cheap garbage.

I do have real moisturizer, which, like my conditioner, is a remnant of an ex-girlfriend who used it religiously and would not go a night without it. I tried using it to masturbate once, obviously, but I would not recommend it:

Ping Pong balls are way too high. They’re the worst.

I feel like this is all an elaborate ruse set up by my boyfriend to somehow get me interested in putting the dishes away.

I don’t know. I think it may be on the way out.

Wait, Dominique Wilkins was a man?

He is! Of course he’s not as charmingly crazy as Ilya Bryzgalov but who could be?

We all want news about Ovechkin. What’s he up to?

A comprehensive guide to when things will be thrown on the ice at a hockey game