Heaven?

Finally. A combination of my love of lemonade and my love of spending way too much on things at Whole Foods.

So just Hall and Oates?

Controversial opinion.

Me and my boyfriend openly talk about an celebrity third list but why a freebie list? Share and share alike, I say.

Yeah but, like, boxes of the mind...

But, like, don’t we all live in boxes, man?

Right, but again, money in showbiz can be to the extent that just doing the sorts of things you mention with the occasional big check from commercials and the aforementioned careful living/investing can, like I said, make someone millions of dollars. Which is rich by anyone’s standards.

Well, if you consider he’s worked pretty steadily in Hollywood for better than 25+ years then if he lived reasonably and invested wisely it’s pretty easy to see him as a millionaire.

I don’t see what the big deal is. We all still fondly remember and celebrate the acting career of John Wilkes Booth.

What I want to know is why is there all this talk about the female nudity on the show somehow being gratuitous when in every single scene none of the Dragons are wearing any pants.

Trump 2056! Make Xarnon-7 Great Again!

Sick burn, bro.

“Hockey Player Does Not Want to Play for Oilers” probably doesn’t need to be a headline anymore. I think we can just assume.

Want to know my theory? I think you gals create these stories of unspeakable horror whenever someone talks about a plan as good as mine as a way of preserving your pristine commodes. I think you know if the truth got out it’d be over for you and your nice bathrooms.

There’s a chance you missed the joke.

It happened once with me and my sister. Obviously not the same level but still...I think I could do better.

Here’s how bad it was: I can’t tell the worst story in polite company. Here included. It’s too bad.

I will put my freshman year dorm bathroom against anything you’ve seen. It was offensive by every definition of the word.