If it does go AWD I can see this being a major blow to Subaru, since their STI keeps getting more and more expensive but only somewhat better in response. I can justify to about anyone why a focus is a responsible buy (oh, it has a hatch, AWD, and is made here in the good ol' US of A!). I can't really justify buying…

FUN FACT: When I was a 16-year-old dumbass I had a TRD badge on the trunk of my first car, an automatic Toyota Corolla, because I was REALLY INTO CARS and had seen The Fast and The Furious way too many times. (I'm not proud of any of this.) But now Toyota thinks actual TRD tuner models can lure in the youths.

Audi be like:

If I ever go to a club in my lifetime, I'll keep this info in mind. Thanks!

We'll need to add about 15 new words to the English language to describe the emotions Travis was experiencing.

Ridiculously awesome? Nah, this 911 is air-cooled, it's just "meh"

I wonder if they'll ever run this series again:

Here's the main reason why:

I can't even fit in a Fiesta, so no. Focus or bust.

2.0L with 350HP and 500 lb*ft of torque? And it ISN'T a diesel?

Forced induction is a great thing!

I can assure you that speeders don't give a f**k about reckless driving citations, otherwise they wouldn't be speeding. So having it at 80mph rather than 85mph will make no difference.

She's right, you know. School buses really are worship zones of Satan. I can't even recall how many drugs, how much sex, and how much bullying happened on the buses in high school. They are the perfect environment for teenagers to perform their devilish deeds.

Aluminum is da shit, Ford. All cars in the lineup should be made up out of it. Of course there's other ways to shed weight, but aluminum is an easy way to do it. If Audi didn't make all of their cars out of the stuff they could be used as anchors for the yachts that their owners have.

They will probably go the Porsche/Audi R8 way and make it RWD with "front assist". 911 4 models and the R8 have AWD but only a small amount of power is going to the front, it just helps with acceleration and turning through corners.

They should produce smartphones and smartwatches that come free with every purchase of one of their cars. How bad ass would it be to have a McLaren Phone, Watch, and 650S?

Lessons learned:

Michael, this story seemed boring to me.

Cheap, diesel, 300lb*ft, 4x4, and manual.

V10 or bust.