Once my senior year of college I got blackout drunk and woke up with an unwrapped and uneaten McRib on a pillow next to me. The closest McDonald’s is more than 5 miles from campus. No idea how I got there. And yes, I ate it.

The 341st Missile Wing Safety Office and Air Force Global Strike Command are reviewing the incident.

There is also the problem that so many people living in Charlotte are transplants. I moved here a year ago and have met more people from New York and Ohio than I have people from North Carolina. It’s actually shocking when you meet someone from the area.

Funny story. I live in NC and there is a guy who I see driving around near where I work in a pick-up with Cowboys logos plastered all over it. Like this but even more ridiculous.

That sounds like a delight.

Yea. I don’t think I ever looked back at my cars even right after I bought them. I love driving my vehicles and maintain them well, but it’s just a machine. I don’t turn back to stare at my drill after I put it back on the shelf in the garage.

I have no idea how any of these people have a wife or girlfriend.

Yea. I thought that too. Fucking weirdos.

I love how smooshed Jay’s face looks in a helmet. Cracks me up every time.

You sound far more insufferable than they do.

Can I just have the baja racer?

So, is everyone in Argentina a twat or just the veterans?

I have never seen this photo before. It explains so much.

A friend was once telling me how great it was to buy his first house in Parma. He said, “it’s cheap. it’s white.” He trailed off after that.

I prefer “grown up cum.”

I love the euro trash music.

Bunch of pussies.

During the early stages of a college relationship I left a party with a mutual female friend to get more beer and the soon-t0-be girlfriend came out onto the porch of the house I left and yelled down the street, “where are you going?” The mutual friend I was with told me, “ignore her. she will like you more.” I did…

Falken hell.

Also wash them REALLY WELL before finger relations with your lady friend.