You are only kind of right. ALL Trans-Ams are gross.

A Feminists’ Guide to a Less Than Satisfying Wank

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

Even many domestic weigh stations now have x-rays before trucks enter to speed up the process.

The bad thing is, even if they don't find anything, you are putting your own car back together. Yes, I know from experience.

All and all it sounds like it would be fun as fuck. High speeds, high horsepower, naked women, good weather?

Queue retards telling me how careless and dangerous it is, what-if-my-grandmother-was-on-that-road-holding-pupies, as if I didn’t know.

here’s my 4 year old trying to flip me the bird while ghost-riding my Mattracks equipped Tracker.

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

Not really - not that they’ll save themselves but that there are at least three teams even crappier than Chelsea: Villa, Newcastle and one of Bournemouth, Sunderland and Norwich.

I’ll have to think about myself, but I can tell you the time my 7-year-old brother asked our neonatologist father if “any babies kicked the bucket today” over family dinner did not end well.

What difference does it make? Ridiculous memo.

What happened to accidents? The margain of error on a 1000 hp car is a lot smaller than it is on your car. I don’t know what you drive,but i can guarantee it isn’t anything like that car.

Kyle Wagner Tweets about “owning” his fantasy football opponent, disproving the idea that one cannot be simultaneously both a winner and a giant fucking loser.

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

Unless you get a stain on them, men’s jeans never, ever need to be washed.

I have to say, I can see both points on this discussion, here. On the one hand, I love these movies in a ‘make your own Mystery science theater 3000’ kind of way. While the production value is surprisingly high, the dialogue is laughably bad, the action sequences are wildly inaccurate, and almost any time any of the…

Some of the craziest moto riders do it solo. This is the Ironman class, plate nos 700-799. My brother has done that a few times. This year he’s plate 300X and sitting in first in class per the tracker!

I’m not sure. He might have run the full course. I think the Trophy Truck people are more likely to do that than the smaller vehicles and the bikes. It’s really a crazy thing, as it involves driving 20+ hours at full tilt.

He’s talking about Paul Walker. When he originally met his girlfriend she was like 16 but there’s no evidence any wrong doing went on during that time. He’s just being a PW hater.

Sarcasm?