Out of curiosity, what would you prefer to be the leading cause of death for teenagers aged 15 to 19?

Exactly. I’m not entirely sure why I’m supposed to care that random people think I look ridiculous on the way to work.

The obvious way forward is for her to sign it and then talk to Gawker instead...

Potato chips and onion dip. I would never refer to chips and salsa as chips and dip.

I thought it was well known Messi is an insufferable prick?

No EarthRoamer? For shame.

Because skin heals easier than brains do?

I want one.

Aren’t all companies?

Do we work at the same place?

Why you gotta put it on a pedestal like that?

But, what about his feelings?! Obviously, putting his dads nickname on his eye black is helping him cope!

You know you can just stand up and leave church whenever you want, right?

I felt the same and also caved. Check out @usinterior.

But have they humiliated America more than the USMNT has? Debatable.

Jesus. No wonder you married her. She sounds wonderful.

Not me: Buffet Week. Before I started at the company group of people from work went to a different buffet for lunch every day for a week. Results were not pretty from what I was told.

Holy shit.