And probably yells during the 7th inning stretch to TAKE YOUR HAT OFF for not-the-anthem “God Bless America.” (Based on a true story at Globe Life)

It struck me that he’s at a game being played by so many Latinos that maybe we are good enough to play for him, but not good enough to sit near him.

He has definitely told people that all lives matter.

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

Appealing? No.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

How in the fuck could anyone be in that position and NOT say “We’re going to need a bigger sub”?!?

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

That movie does not get enough love.

I was watching it live and got a screencap:

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

Turner was happy to take a base, and I doubt he expected to change the ump’s mind. There’s nothing wrong with him throwing in his two cents in support of what he saw as an honest mistake. 

Clearly someone should have bought you a new house.