“stuff white people like”

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

As they say in Belfast…

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

Zion has been cut by the Pelicans. The Knicks have opted not to sign him citing "character concerns" after he signs with Brooklyn.

“Like while you’re working. Imagine making, say, a PowerPoint and some strange lady comes by and professes her love for you. Banana pants.”

I went to a golf tournament a few years back and every hole I saw Adam Scott girls were yelling, “you’re so sexy” “I love you Adam” etc. It must be pretty amazing and weird to go through life with women throwing themselves at you like that all the time. Like while you’re working. Imagine making, say, a PowerPoint and…

Lebron seems to care more about his fellow players around the league than he does about his own team’s management.

This is a franchise that surrounded LeBron James with Michael Beasley, Javale McGee, and Lance Stevenson. They might not know what they’re doing. 

I have no clue their obsession with a third major star. Spend that money on two quality second tier players and fill out the roster. Toronto literally just won a title with one superstar and a lot of very good guys. 

Take your Star(bury)

The time is right for the big comeback:

Oh cool, I found that guy!

Ok, this series has intrigued me since I read about it. But I have a definitive resistance to watching it because, in these times, having British actors using British accents to portray Russian citizens seems somewhat outdated. It’s clear to me that I’m in the minority here, because none of the critics’ reviews I’ve…

And Charlie Day always gets stuck doing Charlie work.

The kids absolutely were the best part of the show; I’m confident they’ll all go on to bigger and better things.

And it’s own hidden ball trick! Though of the more traditional variety.

I’m partial to Rookie of the Year. Chet “The Rocket” Steadman, Brickma getting stuck in the cage screaming “let’s play some ball!”, Martinella never getting Henry name right, man such a classic!