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11/8/19

Randall Park deserves to be bigger than he is.

10/22/19

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

10/4/19

People who type in all caps.

10/1/19

Will it work each time a person buys a ticket to a Dolphins game, too?

9/26/19

I thought it was Se7en?

9/26/19

I think you mean 24our/7even

9/26/19

I’ve been grossed out by my own earbuds; no way I’m sharing yours.

9/24/19

This was always the “threat”. Sandler was always a good actor who would rather make cheap movies with his friends, and I’ve never faulted the man, just the product.

If I got a free vacation, some money for my closest friends, and more money for myself, I’d take the film criticism for the last two decades.

9/20/19

Not sure the memes would be as dank for that, bruh.

9/20/19

I was kinda hoping we’d storm the massive immigration detention centers where children are being held in cages instead, but sure, this is fine.

9/19/19

Awwwwwwwwww

9/19/19

He’s a left handed relief pitcher, he’ll still be pitching when today’s unborn grandchildren get to be old enough to care to watch baseball

9/15/19

goddammit, you got me...

9/15/19

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

9/15/19

9/11/19

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once. Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

9/8/19

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

9/8/19

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

9/6/19

*blows whistle* Flag on the play! Mixing Simpsons References! The “Enormous woman will devour us all!” guy jumps off a pier, while the “PTA has disbanded!” guy is the one who jumps out a window! 10 yards, repeat comment!

8/29/19

“Baseball needs robots to get every strike call EXACTLY CORRECT” —Deadspin