I can only imagine what the release forms looked like for that study...

Mike fucking Scioscia suffered lethal radiation poisoning and Steve “Saxy Boy” Sax got locked up by the police as a prime suspect in hundreds of unsolved murders. Who could forget them?

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

I would think the best way to combat dipping averages in a shift-happy league is for pull hitters to learn how to take it the other way (which would in turn soften the radical shifts against them). But as many former players have noted on a daily basis on MLB Network, hitters are creatures of habit, and will be…

Or the fact that he says they were robbed by a cop.

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

Gotta show his reply.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

This is not what Nintendo should have made. They’re doing almost exactly what they should do: Something easy for people to use with clear value (30 games!) at a reasonable price ($60 + $10 for a second controller). About the only thing missing is the ability to add more games after launch, which isn’t that big of a…

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

You should watch the documentary ‘Fastball’ on Netflix. They cover this really really well.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Just go home. You don’t want to be on the roads when anarchy seizes the population, really it is a safety thing.

Also, Banner Island Ballpark one of the prettiest in the country despite being in Stockton. It’s just fantastic.

Minor league games are quite the charmer. Went to a Stockton Ports game last year, and had a chocolate-filled churro and a slushie with dry ice at the bottom so smoke would billow out of the cup (unsurprisingly, the lid has a label saying not to eat the dry ice because it will kill you) while little kids twirled…

Major League teams: “we don’t condone this sort of thing.”

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.