So what you are saying is that you don’t have the basic homo-sapien mental ability of intuition and reason that would enable you to imagine how

I don’t know about you, but I find this whole shift towards “knowing what I really paid for my smartphone” very disconcerting. I mean, back when all carriers ran some version of “New Every Two” (meaning your particularly large monthly wireless bill went toward paying your usage—AND some small amount of equity toward…

Hair parting game on point.

Guess this was one joke that just didn’t land.

Is there a full video of that gif? I have to know how that breakfast turns out.

Is there a full video of that gif? I have to know how that breakfast turns out.

How do you reach adulthood without figuring out how to talk to a friend about money? This isn’t hitting up an aquaintance for a loan or asking for a raise. This is being able to say “are we splitting this cab?” or “I got this.” It should not be hard.

Griffin instructed the coaches to let him speak uninterrupted

It’s Snyder. It’s always been Snyder.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

This is exactly what a time traveler wants you to think...

I will never not star a Ray Lewis murdered two people joke. Well done!

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

It might be just be a video of a bowl of spaghetti being flung into a ceiling fan.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

You should have just stopped after the first 6 words, that was going to be my post.

As a kid who grew up in SoCal , I would’ve liked baseball just because of the Dodgers and Dodger Stadium.

I can’t imagine Bellichick uttering a draft pick’s name or acknowledging their existence, so no, not like this.

“God, you’re mediocre. I mean, Can I just tell you how much I wish we’d had literally any other QB in the draft other than you? I mean...welcome to Dallas. Whatever. Go be successful behind the guy who has gotten hurt every fucking year because our line is made of wet toilet paper.”