I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.

Before you automatically assume that Nicola’s full of shit, just know that this is much more common among athletes than you might imagine. For instance, Wes Welker has no idea how old he is. Or where he is. Or how he got there.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

I like how she reads off all the absurd suggested names including the Adolph Hitler nomination and then caveats the Schoolie McSchoolface nomination by saying that it was “tongue in cheek”.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

“niggling?”

Pretty simple math...

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

Yeah, NBA benches never get excited when their star player gets them back the lead with 2.7 seconds left in a playoff game. In fact, the history of the NBA is a history of the bench stoically watching until the final buzzer, at which time they either bow their heads deeply in defeat, or give a shallow nod to affirm…

This chirping from the Rockets front office guys would be a lot more fun if it didn’t have to compete with the Vine of half their team looking mad that they’re not gonna get swept.

The Pop artist Prince passed today.

Ever take a Vitamin B supplement?

When MCA from the Beastie Boys died, the mets played their songs at every at bat

Orange you glad the Orioles have such a small fan base?

No one on base, can’t balk. Or more accurately, no penalty for a balk with the bases empty in the MLB

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

I’m really looking forward to their on court bro down in game 3.

Sure, which is why (I would speculate) McGregor is refusing to do it. “You need me more than I need you for your biggest show ever, and I’m perfectly willing to blow it up both because I don’t really want to fly from Iceland to hype the card and because I want to show I’m the real boss here” is a reasonable position.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years