Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.

Yeah, NBA benches never get excited when their star player gets them back the lead with 2.7 seconds left in a playoff game. In fact, the history of the NBA is a history of the bench stoically watching until the final buzzer, at which time they either bow their heads deeply in defeat, or give a shallow nod to affirm…

This chirping from the Rockets front office guys would be a lot more fun if it didn’t have to compete with the Vine of half their team looking mad that they’re not gonna get swept.

The Pop artist Prince passed today.

Ever take a Vitamin B supplement?

When MCA from the Beastie Boys died, the mets played their songs at every at bat

Orange you glad the Orioles have such a small fan base?

No one on base, can’t balk. Or more accurately, no penalty for a balk with the bases empty in the MLB

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

I’m really looking forward to their on court bro down in game 3.

Sure, which is why (I would speculate) McGregor is refusing to do it. “You need me more than I need you for your biggest show ever, and I’m perfectly willing to blow it up both because I don’t really want to fly from Iceland to hype the card and because I want to show I’m the real boss here” is a reasonable position.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

You’ve got a nice, crisp Tubman coming your way some day.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Has there been a guy who’s had a more quiet hall of fame career as Adrian Beltre? Seriously, everyone talks about how Chipper Jones is this sure fire first ballot guy (which I don’t disagree with) yet I feel fairly confident that Beltre won’t get in on the first year, despite having an equally productive career. The…

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

This is the only way to put your shit on the conveyor. All other ways are false.

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

I think the camera angle degraded the real quality of the throw. To throw that hard, that far, is very difficult.

moar like kevin durant gonna be a fucking wizard amirite