Honestly, I'm totally fucking impressed with Canada's first attempt at getting a man made object into low Earth orbit. I'm just upset that its' first potential astronaut let go of the rope he was hanging from.

Your mom's dildo got loose

I never understood the sensationalism of making sports seem epic or relative to anything important. It makes me laugh when people try to make it look all dramatic like this... nothing is at stake, go out there and and have fun you steroid drama queen.

Well, you know what they say... Mo Williams, mo problems.

Rochelle, Rochelle: A Young Girl's Strange, Erotic Journey From Milan to Mrs. Dickhead.

Oh wow, that's what black socks mean? In that case, the Clippers are getting tons of support from the New Balance-clad dads at my local Home Depot too.

It'll never happen, of course, but I think the Clips' PA guy should introduce Sterling before tipoff, and then just let the crowd rain shit on him for as long as it takes to get him to leave the arena.

A wild CONCERNTROLL appears!

+3/5th of a person.

+40 acres and a mule

Those cotton shirts aren't going to get picked up by themselves.

HOW HAS NO ONE MADE BRAUN'S BAT A LIGHT SABER YET?

One less witness.....

Word is that Braun is strongly denying any involvement in this incident.

Light on the brains, heavy on the Braun.

gah. Here he goes again, just blatantly, recklessly, and unapologetically denying the presence of peds in his proximity.

Mrs. Colabello then went home and promptly hung the homerun on the refridgerator.

#rollo