"Well, I was trying to hold it" - me, age 13

I love that deadspin and jezebel have their own definition of rape, and in fact there are a few:

Since you brought up the Puig connection, why not compare it to the murders he appears to be complicit in on his way to the country? That seems a much better comparison than his speeding ticket.

If they're smart, the Lakers will give him his wish by putting up billboards begging him to stay where he is.

If you ask for The Dwight Howard Treatment at the spa, it just means there's no happy endings.

Fair play says this kid deserves a bit of run for being a nice, funny, and composed individual who is scrutinized like a professional at the the age of 18. He seems like the kind of guy we should root for.

To be fair to Harrell, it read University of definitely not not Auburn on his signing bonus.

That's the only bomb the cubs will have today.

After that collapse in Sochi, they must feel right at home at Wrigley.

I'm guessing he got baited into it.

Wayans Brothers' Jokes Probably Fail to be Subtle in New Wayans Movie

speckled at best

I want to hate that haircut but it's just so damn fundamentally sound.

Trout's support of Marlon Wayans strikes me as a little fishy.

If they were screening this movie in my living room, I'd pay $15 not to be there.

This started in Milwakee. Customer told his barber his haircut should be four bucks.

Kind of an odd choice for a Clippers' fan.

I had fun.