I feel like most sharing activity I see is unbelievably redundant. There was a moment there a couple years ago when I couldn't understand why the same 50 i was friends with felt like they should re-share George Tekei's little nuggets of shart every day, as if nobody else knew he was trying to be a thing.

meh, posterity is overrated.

+1. I felt like that video they played before the game was also really corny. Fuck it, though, sports are pretty corny sometimes.

"At today's press conference, commissioner Adam Silver announced that the Clippers will be sold to EJ Johnson, who will change the name of the club to #teamthis."

So clutch.

cry me think-piece

"TOUCHDOWN!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!" - Moms

Fucking Christ, go back to Thought Catalog.

Words hurt, man...

I'm sure he'd love to 'be your captain,' BUT NOT UNTIL AFTER WEEK 5!!

-36

I don't know about you, but sometimes I really just like to kick back and wax about racism in my spare time.

But, like, anyone who's listened to Donny & Marie to get pumped before The Big Game game definitely knows where Bill O'Reilly is coming from.

This is actually Rick Reilly, doing Rick Reilly things.

The list of drinkable Pilsners can be found far, far down on the list after "getting hit by a car."

"Aldon Smith taunts Jets, gets ejected."

IF YOU"RE HORNY LETS DO IT