That's such an Ariel thing to say.

"It's like having a Twitter feed populated by 500 people you can't stand"

Don't forget all those Buzzfeed "Which Disney Princess am I?" quizzes that have popped up in the last six months. Fuck those!

Facebook has made me utterly loathe so many friends, relatives, and acquaintances of mine that it's unreal. And for that, I thank it.

Overly Personal Impersonal Zombies: "Six years ago, I made the greatest decision of my life and married (tagged spouse name). Darling, as much as I loved you then, I love you even more every day. Happy anniversary!"

Facebook is the best way ever to find reasons to hate the people you thought you liked.

Facebook: A daily reminder of how much of a douchebag you were in high school and college.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

The Clippers use that typeface in some of their branding, so the choice makes sense, but the typography itself was still pretty lousy. The "We are a ... ____" format is where the problems come in though, because the pause makes you scan the screen for a clue, which why today we are all Ray Allen.

This isn't pointed at you Tim, just a general thought. What did we really learn here?

It was the clippers font.

Say what you like about Happy Valley, they know what they like in a coach.

The DA has cleared Franklin of any wrongdoing. Nothing to see here.

Why is this terrific? It reeks of opportunism.

Raps should officially change there name to Los Raptors...I dig it.

weRprintingCash. #NBAcares

It's not like he can reach them all!

You'd think he would want others in the bathroom so he could get a boost up onto the changing station.