TRUE STORAY! (Jon from RW:LA twangy scream-sing)

I think “Whitish” was a rejected title name for HBO’s “Girls”.

have you seen other people yet? he’s phenomenal!

Every time there’s a Dirt Bag item about French Montana, I misread it as French Stewart, which makes them much funnier.

If I saw about 2/3s of those on the street, I’d 180 out of there immediately. That’s Joker Gang murder-clown chic.

I think it’s his stature/physique. I don’t know how to word it — if he were a woman I’d say he had a nice figure. And he looks like he has a big dick fr fr.

This STILL makes we want to scream into the void. How many people actually want this? Have they devoted any thought to the logistics, maintenance, and oh, that AIRPLANES WILL STILL EXIST. And that plenty of the low-paying American jobs that Americans DONT WANT TO DO are done by people across the border? Also, I recall…

I’ll never be able to watch it without thinking that the women of Pete Campbell’s affairs are costarring in a movie.

I tell the two symbols apart with a mnemonic device that associates the arrow pointing up with an erect penis. I know I’m not the only one who does this, at least I hope not.

Where are Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku when you need them?

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

I think this Tiffany shit with the name imprinted on it is so tacky that I blush when I see someone wearing it, out of sheer embarrassment for them. I feel the same way about every overpriced piece of logo shit, which probably makes me the last dinosaur on earth to feel this way.

If you rarely shave, it makes little difference what you buy. That’s my pro-tip. Source: my hairy legs.

I’d be satisfied with a Rosario spinoff.

This is a terrible idea but I mean I will be watching.

Pretty sure we’re the same person. I also recently got back into working out and endorphins are a hell of a drug. I’m trying to be a morning gym person who takes showers in public but we’ll see. And smoking, fuck. It’s now my favorite thing to do after running on a treadmill. Baby steps 😂

ESPECIALLY when compared to Michelle Obama! Our current FLOTUS exudes genuine grace and compassion. Melania looks like the kind of person who tries to get the coat check person at a country club fired for “taking too long”.

Are you suggesting you reach up your cargo shorts to scratch your balls? Do you call your balls GOOD BOYS?! Because I’m pretty sure I’m turning you into a cartoon character in my mind atm.

Wow what a throwback. I read that story 20 years ago in 8th grade, and I still think about it sometimes.

That man’s supporters are really chafing me today- every other comment about this stupidity reminds “you whining libtard crybabies” about things such as 1. being on our knees to praise our new “persident” (The guy continually spelled the word this way. It kind of got amusing) 2. We are all about to be so rich that we…