Sure dude. I try not to be super judgmental towards people I don’t know. Especially about the things they say about themselves. I’m really hard on myself in the why does anyone even like me kind of way; only occasionally doI have flashes of feeling like a rockstar and all competent and like hot shit. So I know that I…

Maybe? If I say something like you’re probably not as bad as you think, that’s kind of condescending because I don’t know you. The person I’m thinking of actually helped me a lot even if he turned out to be lame. It’s complicated. But obviously I know that you are not him b/c he’s younger than me and doesn’t have a…

Ooooooohhhhh little bit of both I guess. Slightly more good than bad.

Dude. I also have a grating personality. But I also have boobs. Soooo...all of which is to say...I dunno. I’ve read this whole comment thread and all of your responses- you remind of someone I know. Or knew. I haven’t talked to him in a while.

I remember a family petitioning the court a get years ago to name their baby Messiah and they were denied. At the time the reasoning was something like only God is named God, Messiah is a word for God so no dice. I want to say it was in one of those next to Florida states but I can’t remember and that’s likely my…

I LOVVVVEEEEE REAL GENIUS!! Does everyone hate Val Kilmer? I had such a crush on him after THE Saint.

Yeah. We’ve made many, many pairs of shorts. Although my laziness often makes me say things like, ‘holes in the knees are super punk rock.’

Same. Only mine is in 4th grade. She gets super annoyed if she has to wear ‘real’ pants. And every pair of leggings she owns have holes in the fucking knees. I bought her 4 new pairs maybe 3 weeks ago. Holes. Does she spend the school day crawling everywhere? Does she strategically pick threads to drive me insane? I…

Duuuuude. I’ve always carried a water bottle around b/c I like things a very specific way. Since moving to Colorado three years ago, I’m constantly thirsty and I empty a quart Nalgene bottle 3-4 times a day. I remember feeling out of breath for about a month after we got here but fortunately nothing any worse.

Agreed. Taking care of babies is nuts and nothing ever works the same way twice.

For reals? That information makes me feel bad about how well my super lazy method of attachment parenting worked. Of course, I still can’t shit without an audience and my kids are in double digits now.

NO! Do not have any sympathy for him. He does it to himself. He lives spicy food but it doesn’t love him. Although, that laundromat incident happened almost 20 years ago; he’s gotten better about avoiding the things that wreck his guts.

I mean- I eat a very high fiber diet in order to be sure that I can shit everyday. And they’re healthy shits- not leaving your underpants in a laundromat bathroom shits. ( that happened to my husband- he has a lot of stories that start with, ‘so my guts were super fucked...).

Meeee tooooo!!! He’s a hunk.

Yes. Same. But I’d also like to add that as a mother I often feel completely unknowledgeable on a wide variety of topics. For example, what day is it?

The independent trading company has some awesome hoodie/tunic type things.

What color is your hair now? I henna my hair every 6 weeks or so. Well mostly just the roots since henna doesn’t wash out, it grows out. I use light mountian bright red- the only ingredient is henna. Inside, it makes my naturally medium/dark brown hair vaguely reddish- but very glossy. In the sunlight it’s crazy red.

Dude- what about this guy?

Um.

I flat out do not trust people who are proud of not reading. It seems like the next thing they say is always something about how evolution can’t be real and dinosaurs lived with people. Then they want to tell you how essential oils cured their wife’s cousin’s mother’s pancreatic cancer.