You know, that’s just my general life philosophy anymore. Because even videos of fucking pandas playing in the snow invariably get one infected hemorrhoid of a person who feels like that’s an appropriate place to post a pro trump comment. Like dude? Please fuck off back to NPR articles if you want to bitch. I just…

Fuck. I say no worries all of the time.

It does.

My mom. She loves a fanny pack.

I did not. It was a gift. However, seems like it would be easy enough to make.

This hangs from my rear view mirror.

I listened to sooooo much ani DiFranco and the indigo girls in high school. But also led Zeppelin , the allman bros, phish, Dave Matthews, Fiona Apple, and this super 70s disco compilation that drove my sister nuts. I’m only slightly embarrassed by the phish now; but if I randomly hear a phish song I know, the…

No way. I’ve been a bad sleep forever. I used to play mazy star on repeat all night long to help me sleep in high school. And I used to play jewel and stare of in to the distance, being super emo about this guy.

The empire records soundtrack was my jam. I would love to listen to it right now.

I was going to say that!

Me too!! B/c who is French Montana?

I do it. But I also kind of see dicks everywhere. Like ‘that cloud looks like a dick.’

Nah dude- I feel the same way.

I look forward to you finding out about that first post partum poo.

Remember that blog a 100 years ago ‘stuff white people like’? I can clearly recall reading the whole thing going yep, I like all that stuff.

I’m not too shocked by this. I went to WVU and lived in WV for 10 years- it’s beautiful there. But It’s super white and lots of people have never left the state. Even more refuse to learn anything beyond what they already know.

I’ve heard this before but I’ve never tried it. My grilled cheese secret is to place very thin slices of cold butter on the bread . The butter melts and grills the bread perfectly.

GODDAMN.

NO FUCKING SHIT

I remember it well. And ‘bwonnggg’ is dead on.