I have no memories of ever smelling electricity. However, both times I was pregnant my sense of smell was fucked. Smells I had previously enjoyed and/or didn’t care about that much were abhorrent to me. Since both times I was pregnant , I didn’t know until about 8-10 weeks along, I’d look back and think oh yeah, that…

That’ll be next. Copywriting mother fucking hashtags.

Agreed. But the idea that this a thing that other people would pay her for is kind of awful.

When one of my kids calls me mommy, they’re either sick or about to tell me something they did that they shouldn’t have.

Yes! I’ve been trying to explain this difference to myself. One of my brothers is dating a woman who is almost 6 years younger than he is. That shouldn’t mean anything really considering that theyre both over 30, BUT she puts far more stock into social media and what liking things that pertain to their relationship…

Dude! Same. I miss that phone. I’ve broken so many iPhone screens. I need my things to take a beating.

I’ll take it. I got my first cellphone when I was 22. And I’ve had the same number ever since.

I’ve read several different things about when the millennial generations starts. The one I prefer says anyone born after 1982 is included, so if you were 18-34 last year. I prefer it b/c I was 35 last year, so not included. But I’ve also read others that say anyone born in the early 80's. TBH I don’t feel a…

Yeah dude. I’ve known so many Logans. And they’re fun and charming but I always felt like there was something missing? I dunno. Give me a guy with ambiguous feelings any day. Apparently.

I was always Team Jess. If you looked at the dudes I dated/pursued in the olden days of singledom, you wouldn’t be surprised.  

Yes! There were plenty of Parenthood drop ins. Damnit. Although those actors were not playing the roles they played on Parnethood and I feel like that’s kind of where you were going with this idea.

Your reading comprehension needs work.

I hate being this asshole BUT: autism is not an illness. Technically it’s considered a neurological ‘disorder’. The neural pathways in those with autism are wired differently than the rest of us. Calling it an illness suggests that there’s a cure.

I chose to believe that she’s exactly one of those people who is crazy smart at one very specific thing and dumb as a box of rocks everywhere else. And this tweet makes my jaw ache. B/c I’m clenching it.

Dudes. Reading through most of the comments others have left, I’m feeling pretty lucky. More than I have in a long time. I very rarely wear any makeup. I never got into it when I was younger and none of my friends really wore any. My mom is blind and would occasionally put on lipstick, but that’s it. I always felt…

For the most part, I stay out of any political discussion on social media. But I’m having a real hard time controlling myself lately. Pretty sure I’d be personally responding to every single one of these emails with something like ‘I know you but what am I?’. Or like a string of my favorite swear words.

$10 says in 6-18 months we hear allllll about Pence’s much younger boyfriend.

Agreed.

Gaaahhhhhh. That’s bullshit. I guess I meant I wish I could pick where to go. The town I live in has 4 military installations though, so if I can’t get an appointment at the clinic I’m assigned to, they can get me one in another clinic. I suppose I’ll take it though- a friend of mine stayed in her home town while her…

I’m glad you have a doctor who is on top of her shit. However, with 2 kids under 2- I had no inclination to be touched ever again by anyone for any reason. That was 10 years ago so I’ve gotten over that. I think it’s more likely that having an old white guy as my doctor at the time allowed for too many old fashioned…