I dunno dude. My brother has the biggest boner for David Foster Wallace and sent me Infinite Jest. We trade books all the time and usually I can find something to like about his recommendations, if not love them outright. I didn’t get it I guess. But some of that could’ve been sibling annoyance at having to listen to…

I got the paraguard when I was 6 weeks post partum with my second kid. I barely registered it going in. I had insane cramping for about 6 months after but then it was the best. I tried to get one after my first kid, who was born by csection, and it was so awful that I left with a prescription for the mini pill. And…

I feel like the argument behind an IUD putting you at a larger risk of STI complications is that the medical community is worried that once someone has a reliable form of birth control, they may be less likely to worry about contracting STIs. I got one after my daughter was born. I truly believe that I didn’t get the…

I swear since I read this article, I’ve seen sooooo many new, amazing Biden Obama memes.

I found another. I haven’t seen this one lots .

I almost said these are the last I’ll post, but I can’t make that promise. There are so many and they all give me snorting giggles.

These memes have been making me laugh all week and I’m so happy that this is a topic of conversation here. I don’t get out much. Completely on purpose though. I could go places and do stuff, but I don’t want to.

Meeeeeeeee tooooooooo! Exactly the same in my head.

That’s a villian’s name if I ever heard one.

Dude. I want the sticker. I want lots of stickers. I live in a blue state right now but my husband is active duty. We’ve been here for almost 3 years so there’s a good chance we’re moving somewhere awful in the next year. I will blanket the country with these.

With a spoon. Straight from the jar. Sometimes with a jar of peanut butternut and another spoon- then I squish the two filled spoons togethe. But almost always in the middle of the night.

There are alternatives. I mean, you could make your own, as another person mentioned, but hazelnuts are $$$$. I recently got a jar of Chocomeister (maybe it’s chocomeister?) made by peanut butter and co. they make a dark and milk chocolate version. Also Justin’s has a great chocolate hazelnut butter- not as smooth as…

Dude. I’ve been trying to think of a way to describe it and that’s perfect.

Well. I’ve personally been looking to start a fight with anyone who looks at me sideways, so I’d say get just drunk enough that you can’t hold back but are still somewhat articulate. That’s what I would do if I lived in the same time zone as my racist, tea party loving family. As it stands, I’ll have to settle for…

When I got my kids up for school on Wednesday they immediately asked who won. I’m kicking myself for not thinking to film their reactions to the news b/c it was like a cartoon. Insanely exaggerated looks of disbelief and horror. My son is still having minor crying jags about it (he has ASD, controlling his emotions…

I’ve been thinking similar things for a few months. And now that you’ve said it out loud (or rather, written it on the inter webs), it’s been given the mystical power my mother is always afraid of when I say anything terrible out loud.

Bastards. My local King Soopers underwent a great rearrangement a few months ago. It’s been complete since probably July. And I’m still trying to find things. Where’s the pizza sauce? Oh it’s up by the tortillas now. OF COURSE IT IS.

Nah dude. I like Trader Joes, but I don’t want to marry it or anything. Although, I did get 5 lemons for $1.50 there this week, so that’s pretty cool.

THAT’S WHY THEY DO THAT?!? Motherfuckers. I though it was just to fuck with me and make me feel insane.