Yeah for reals. Anyone who says shit to me about ‘god’s plan’ earns double middle fingers. Even if sometimes those middle fingers are in my head.

Yeah. It will. I wish I could tell you when it’ll stop sucking but I don’t know yet. My dad died 15 years ago. Most days I don’t even think about it now. But then something happens and I want to tell him about it or ask him a question or its his birthday and yeah. Fuuucck this shit. Also I’m all pmsing so everything…

Dude. I’m super hesitant to say anything but it appears I can’t help myself. The whole if someone wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way thing? That’s true. I don’t disagree with you at all- we need some thing better when it comes to guns. And even if kids weren’t supposed to know where that gun was, clearly she…

When I was a kid, my parents were scientologists. There was a lot of extended family tension b/c of it. So I get excited when former members of the ‘church’, especially famous ones, come out and tell everyone about the madness. I don’t have cable but I will find this somewhere.

Same

Dude. I’m middle aged. I have combination skin with once a month break outs. I’ve been using a konjac sponge for the last year or so. It. Is. Amaze balls. A charcoal infused one is especially good for break outs. Seriously, haven’t had any issues at all in the last 3 months. Clear and even 24/7.

Dude. Are you me?

Is this real? Not satire? It feels like an Onion article to me. If this is a real thing, I’m just...I got nothing dude. I mean, holy fucksticks.

Duuuuuuuude. If guy this isn’t a monster, I’d be terrified to hear what her definition of one is.

Colorado is a pretty white state. 87ish % as of 2015.

That works too.

Jaysus tap dancing Christ. I’ve got nothing else really. I’m just...fucking hell.

Y’all have seen Idiocracy, right? Pretty sure this is how it starts.

What I’m getting from that is my 9 year old daughter would probably love it and that tells me all I need to know.

Same. I drink out of mason jars with the lid thingy you can get. Which is a sippy cup. Only it will totes leak if you knock it over.

Velvet...foil? I’m having a hard time reconciling those two textures together. It’s making my hands all clenchy.

I feel reasonably qualified to answer down of your questions. I had a Paragaurd for 10 years, and a bilateral laparoscopic tubal ligation last year. So- no, the Paragaurd does not have any hormones. From what I understand it works but not only blocking eggs from entering the uterus but also maybe creating some kind of…

For me, it’s the phone book. Which is still delivered to my house once a year. I never know what to do with it.

Meeeee toooooo.

Dude- you just wrote the whole movie.