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I agree; I especially liked that unlike Mad Men, the characters are not miserable and nasty to each other. You really get to see how privilege works, even amongst well-meaning people. Even the straight up misogynists are not intrinsically evil, it’s more that they don’t get it, resist change in general, or see women

I believe the technical term that I just made up is “neck FUPA”

When I was pregnant, the smell of pasta cooking (just the pasta in water, not the sauce) made me feel so sick. I’ve never noticed a smell associated with pasta cooking before!

Your dad was probably right, but he shouldn’t be in the microwave in the first place.

My husband wasn’t allowed to put on cologne in the house. It was so gross to me.

Old TV’s used to have that smell, which I assume is what she is talking about? Fellow Olds will remember when you turned it on and got the “bwonnggg” sound and the static? It had sort of a metal smell.

I am incredibly grateful that no one gave me that kind of platform at 24. Yikes.

Wow, 24! People know a lot of stuff at 24.

why are the white women who “don’t see color” always looking like they fell asleep in a tanning bed tho

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

agreed. Plus you can’t really OWN a hashtag. Someone else can use it. It’s not like it’s really yours so why would you pay for it?

Which is why I recommend “Just for Dictators” formula for men. It’s tough on the gray, but keeps your skin baby soft while you are rounding up dissenters.

Sounds like a company Tom Haverford came up with

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

I call my mom “Mommy” in a really whiny voice when I’m trying to either 1. embarrass her in public, 2. piss her off, or 3. all of the above. This usually happens after a few glasses of wine.

When I think Papa I think this guy. He’s certainly no damm hipster.

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

Anti-choice. That’s the proper term and one I’ve heard used a lot. I like it because it really gets at what the movement is all about: restricting freedoms. These people don’t give a shit about life.

In the Rocky Mountains, summer is simply “fire season.” You get used to the smoke.