I’m an ‘82, I’d say it’s a good guide. I think part of it is tech access though. If you had internet access when you started middle/high school you formed a very different idea of how the world works and how much what happens online matters. Not uniformly, but as a trend.

Same. I was born in ‘83, but when they describe millennials I don’t fit. Some characteristics I do have, but the same could be said for me and baby boomers or me and Generation X, or Y, or whatever they are called. The same goes for my friends. They are like me. So, I think those born in the early 80s are too easily…

Their Che T-shirt salesperson?

Thankfully I’ve pickled my liver with such gusto that I suspect I’ll be gone in about ten.

I am sure this is perfectly lovely but if I want to watch Beaches I will, you know, watch Beaches.

To ensure proper burial of semen, a government Jizz Associate shall attend all ejaculatory events, to ensure captation, retention, and transportation of jizz to its burial or cremation facility.

“Health officials have clarified that miscarriages and abortions that occur at home will not be subject to these new disposal requirements. Moreover, birth and death certificates will not be required.”

Yeah, they really should have gotten Jensen Ackles to do a cameo of some sort, whether it was just buying pie/cheeseburgers in the background of some scene or turning around briefly when someone said “Dean” in a public place.

Yeah, she let the full-on racism out when she started calling them “animals.” I mean, we all know why people really voted for Trump, but it’s just nice to have a confirmation every once in a while.

Oh dear. When the person screaming is screaming about how terrible it is to be screamed at. When the person screaming about discrimination and name-calling is calling people animals.

The urge to tell her to STFU through my monitor is unending.

The law firm of McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak hopes so.

“Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by over two million votes” is going to be my email signature for the next four years.

I got money on Trumples slipping and referring to his swearing in as his ‘coronation’.

I have a funny feeling in my pants area

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

The most important thing about Chimamanda Ngoczi Adiche is she works for Boots, and Boots is one of those British things - like the BBC and Waitrose - that you have no idea how you can live without it once you’ve experienced it.

And I still really miss millihelen.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.