Once he takes office, it’d take seven seconds... if he did anything the Republican majority in the House considered unacceptable. The six year old for the Supreme Court is the Senate’s problem; they can just refuse to confirm him, or possibly go ahead and confirm away if he’s being home-schooled by anti-choice…

“He’s a drip”

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Candlestick salad, or candy dick salad?

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I’m hoping that as their only policy plans so far have been to “Drain the swamp!” President-elect Dipshit decides “Well we’re going to keep things as Obama had them for a while until we can figure out what we’re doing...” and then every member of his cabinet and constituency dies of rage stroke.

I have a feeling that Taylor Swift rapping is like when my mother says things like, “Look honey at my new bling bling! I’m getting jiggy with it!”

Ugh. I can hear it already. And it sounds like one of those educational programming videos from the late 80's/early 90's, where some clueless, older, white person thought the way to appeal to adolescent learning was to make dorky white kids rap it.

I just pile it up in the basement until the pile falls over like a Mexican skyscraper in an earthquake. Out of sight, out of mind.

Do you remember a simpler time when the word ‘pussygate’ was just what my husband called the bedroom doorway?

Toronto city councilor (and sometime deputy mayor)/city dad Norm Kelly tweets these too!

I made a few of my own (screenshot from twitter)

A few more:

This one made me crack up:

These are so good. I love their bromance.

My current favorite!

I know I posted this in another thread but this has been my favorite so far