My brain refuses to learn how to pronounce his name. Keeps telling me “Prince Reebus.”

It’s probably a dumb show, but man do I enjoy Forged in Fire or whatever the blacksmithing top chef show on History is called.

This is what I feared. There are some limits to what can be done legally, but anyone white and male believes they’ve just landed in Grand Theft Auto IRL.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

The right thing to do is avoid the discussion, and if she brings it up you should just tell her it’s not an appropriate dinner conversation.

Good point. Liquor stores are state run in my state so hiking my ass there is an effort the BLM supporters should compensate me for.

Just say, “I’d be there, but I can’t stop breaking shit.”

This is very timely.

I’ve had several “incognito” poops. The kind where you wipe and it’s clean. There’s no trace at all.

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

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Right? You’re a white person in a country controlled by white people, if you can’t succeed here, I don’t know what to tell you, man.

“This was how it started”

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

I feel like this has irreparably damaged the office of POTUS, tbh. It used to be prestigious, and you had to work for it for decades, postition yourself, gain knowledge and skill and directly-related experience. Now we’ve elected a reality tv star with no ability to form a coherent paragraph, much less policy, and…

I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?