He’s kind of cute. I think I know why some of them were “grabbing his junk.” (And of course, that is the sort of behavior endorsed by their dear leader.)

Trump RN

My dream store would have (instead of a “15 items or less” line) a line in which I was assured I would not be asked to engage in the inane chatter that some cashiers seem to love.

I grew up in Southern California and have always loved Trader Joe’s. I will say it’s a bit different on the East Coast now that I live here. Maybe they’ve gotten too big.

somewhere between 8 and 9 i assumed it was jessica chastain proudly displaying the remains of the last person to ever confuse her with bryce dallas howard.

I lost my dad in the previous century and I’m sorry to tell you it will always suck - however, as time goes on, you’ll get used to the suckiness. I still miss my father every single day, but now thinking about him doesn’t bring tears to my eyes like it did for a year or so after he died.

“God has a plan” is another one i hate. I know it (usually) comes from a good place, of wanting to help someone find some meaning when their loved ones are taken from them. For me, despite being Christian ( just not very loud about it) and beliving in God and Jesus, I did not want to hear that right after my father…

I’m going through this right now. I just lost my dad, and Oswalt’s words on his loss have been helpful, in a “Right. This is how it’s supposed to be.” way. It sucks. It all sucks and will suck for the foreseeable future.

I think you mean “even though.”

“She won the argument in the worst way!”

that sleeve of 100 in black or brown by goody. that’s where it’s at.

I make the same dish for $6. I wonder if I could fool some rich Seattleites into buying my upscale greens. The occasional designer dog hair would be free of charge, natch.

I have a four-year-old daughter, and I’m honestly terrified of her getting older because of this, because of misogyny, because of everything.

I hope the school administrators, the bullies, and the bullies’ parents live with this guilt until their dying days. Kids think this behavior is ok because someone models it for them.

The bullying element has grown SO much now that kids have technology at their fingertips 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Used to you could go home and be safe from hate, but not anymore. Bullying (combined with mental health issues) is what landed my daughter in a psychiatric hospital last month with suicidal thoughts.…

Sign number eight bajillion and seventy-eleventh that I’m a blackhearted bitch: When I saw the green cups this morning, I was legitimately delighted when I realized how many people were going to be PIIIIISSED at the lack of red cups right now.

Give them a sense.....OF PRIDE. sexual chocolate...SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.