Yeah asshole. Only b/c stopping everyone I disagree with throws off my whole schedule. Fuck your self with a toilet brush.

Dudes keep saying how everyone takes Trump’s word out of context and I’m pretty sure they don’t know what that means. He isnt really saying stuff that needs to be interpreted for the masses. If I knew anything about GIFs I’d have that one from the Princess Bride.

True. Kids are assholes. Mine are ok. But still have asshole tendencies.

Yeah dude. Collective madness indeed. I get it, naming a kid is hard. You want something good without being too popular. But also- my husband was good at this- you have to consider all the ways that name will be turned into nicknames that are bad. Kasen isn’t terrible really, but it hits my ear wrong and makes me…

I do. I really do. The woman who taught both of my kids for 3rd grade- and is really awesome and I do love her so, so much- named her last kid Kasen.

What about Kasen? Or Caysin? Or any spelling really? THAT’S NOT A NAME IT’S MILK PROTEIN. I haven’t met a single John under 30 in at least 15 years.

Every single time that my husband has been sent out the country for a year or so, one of my beautiful, funny, wicked smart children brings home some horrific virus. Neither of one of said children exhibits more than mild symptoms but I’m always knocked on my ass. In 2012 I spent the week of my brirthday puking and…

Dude. I have insane bunions and Uggs are my foot covering of choice when it’s cold. Don’t feel any shame. Like what you like and everyone else can fuck right off.

I just dyed a king sized sheet today to make into a whole cloth quilt! I have a yard of ikat printed fabric to turn into binding! This is a project that’s been in my head for a year or so, so please excuse the excessive exclamation points. I’m really excited about it.

Same. I have a HUGE crush. I’m not ashamed at all.

This is useful information. I've been wondering if the update would be worth anything really since I don't particularly care about stickers or whatever the fuck.

Can confirm.

Not stalking you. I’m almost 36. I have an 11 year old and 9 year old. I’ve been mistaken for their sister/aunt- any relation but the most obvious when they’re following me around in public calling me mom- and I ask the same thing ALLL OF THE TIME- what am I supposed to look like at my age? And I know women younger…

DUDE.

It's skirt.

Same!! My kids are older than yours but I’m about to be 35. Even though I have an IUD- I’m scheduled to get fixed in a month. No fucking way am I having any more babies. Worst surprise ever.

And that's why some women claim to love being pregnant? Because they remember the nice things not often than the awful bits? See, I have the opposite issue. I remember one day in the middle of my 5th month of my first pregnancy where I felt like it wasn't so bad. That's it- one day. Everything else? The reflux, the…

I legit do not believe women who say they like being pregnant. Fucking liars everyone of them. Being pregnant is the worst. I still talk about how much I Hated being pregnant and it’s been almost a decade since the last one.

For what it’s worth- I also have had extreme reactions to BC pills. Which is to say I extremely hate hormonal birth control. I got a paraguard after my daughter was born. The first 6 months of mensturating after insertion were pure hell. I’ve had it for almost 9 years now though and I feel like that 6 months was worth…

I’ve been married for 11 years. I probably tell my husband to fuck himself AT LEAST once a day.